Not An Onion Article – Bank Robber House Arrest
Regular Laura talks about a man who robbed a bank and wanted to go to jail to avoid being with his wife, and he then received house arrest
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Jordan Is My Landlord
Regular Laura talks to Jordan about him being her landlord
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Not An Onion Article – Struck By Lighting At Work
Regular Laura talks about a man who was struck by lighting at work
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Emoji Meanings
Regular Laura talks about what emoji's mean
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In the Arms of the Speedo Guy
Regular Laura talks about the pool not being open at her apartment complex
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Jordan’s Orientation
Regular Laura talks about her orientation with Jordan
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Not An Onion Article – Wasps Nest
Regular Laura talks about some women thinking that sticking a wasps nest up their "unmentionable" region will help them in some way
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WTFlorida | Police Ride To Hooters
Regular Laura talks about a Florida man who used the police to get a ride to Hooters for his "grandma in need". It didn't turn out well for him
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WTFlorida | Set Fire to the Ring
Regular Laura talks about a Florida man who set fire to his own home because his lady friend wouldn't answer the phone
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WTFlorida | Sisterhood of the Stealing Pants
Regular Laura talks about a Florida man tried to steal things by shoving them down his pants
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