Regular Laura talks about a Florida man who ran down the street naked for no apparent reason

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Regular Laura talks about a Florida woman who blew up her car due to smoking with a turned on grill in the back seat

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Regular Laura talks about a story where a woman has to go number 2 after every time that she shoplifts

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Regular Laura talks about folks from Louisville who went to Florida and took shots at a Florida man who was driving too slow

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Regular Laura talks about a story where guys who stole things from a Wal-Mart wore animal costumes to try to pull off the theft

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Regular Laura talks about a story where a woman set up a counterfeit ticket scam to ride rides at an amusement park

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Regular Laura talks with Jordan about his driving skills

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Regular Laura talks about her being a terrible interview with Jordan

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Regular Laura talks about a story where Witchita State University misspelled their own name on a water tower

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Regular Laura talks about a story where a group in Kentucky are trying to shoot fireworks when the eclipse happens

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