Regular Laura talks about a story where a village in Spain do a version of the Running of the Bulls by running from a giant ball

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Regular Laura talks about a story where people try to get a free Whopper by announcing that they got fired from their previous job

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Regular Laura talks about a story where a couple's wedding got canceled for a third time due to flooding

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Regular Laura talks about a story where some people put sunscreen on their eyes because they thought it would protect them from the eclipse

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Regular Laura talks about fall arriving

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Regular Laura talks with Jordan about what his beef is with Jefferson Starship

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Regular Laura talks about people who ask for prayers that don't make sense

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Regular Laura talks about things you didn't know about rock stars

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Regular Laura talks about how much clowns need love too

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Regular Laura talks about how much Siri gets on her nerves

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