Regular Laura talks about a story where a guy tried to rob a Starbucks with a knife and got it used against him

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Regular Laura talks about a story where a dressed up as a clown to scare his child straight

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Regular Laura talks about a Florida woman who created a sexy sign to get an electric to come and fix her power lines

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Regular Laura talks about a Florida man who took bacon off a woman's plate at a Waffle House and the argument insued

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Regular Laura talks about a Florida woman who won the lottery on her way from retreating her home due to Hurricane Irma

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Regular Laura talks about a Florida man who signed to deaf people about pizza and monsters instead of hurricane issues

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Jordan reads creeper letters that have been sent to Regular Laura

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Regular Laura talks about some Florida men who were looting in the wake of Hurricane Irma

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Regular Laura talks about a Florida car dealership owner parked his cars from his lot in garages that were meant be used for hurricane victims to protect their cars

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Regular Laura talks about a Florida man who was in Houston when Hurricane Harvey hit and got home just in time for Hurricane Irma to hit Florida

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